yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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