yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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