at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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