Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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