ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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