I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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