No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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