erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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