sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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