People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Welp...herpes.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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