I seem to have left my pride at pride
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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