The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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