last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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