Im at strip club and am horny
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
vagina is talking i cant
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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