I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
