Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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