Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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