names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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