But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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