You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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