Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
