just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
