I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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