so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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