What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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