dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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