But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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