My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Your tits are I can't wait for
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
