with your own penis?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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