I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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