defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize