YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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