You smell like a Billy Joel song
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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