hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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