I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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