New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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