Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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