Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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