All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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