ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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