I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
As shirtless as possible
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
The feeling are messing with the penis
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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