YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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