I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I am mentally ready for anal.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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