you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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