he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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