Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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