I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize
