i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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