I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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