i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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