Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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