Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
