I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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